I decided to take a moment to evaluate what I have gotten out of the years at high school. I came to the following conclusions all on my own, with no grade on the line or due date with which to contend:
· The Odyssey is an odyssey to read.
· You have to do a lot more than simply SIT to pass the SATs.
· The “mile” is just a suggestion. Three out of four laps are sufficient in most cases.
· Chemistry class is surprisingly not a dating service.
· There is absolutely nothing great about Great Expectations.
· Every teacher who failed me was out to get me, so it was not my fault.
· How to Kill a Mockingbird is not an instruction manual on how to slay a song bird.
· They will try to pass anything in the cafeteria off as food.
· Hamlet is not a play about one of the three little pigs.
I am still trying to figure out what gets into people to make them decide to willing return to high school as teachers, but no one has cracked that case yet.
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