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Welcome to my blog. I will post whatever I am working on, whether it be a creative writing piece, random blip that has made my day, or an opinion I would like to share with the world. I hope that you enjoy reading as much as I enjoy writing!

All ideas are my original work. I do not take credit for work that is not mine. I may borrow pieces such as comics, definitions, or quotations, but will never pass someone else’s work off as my own; I will either credit their source or make it clear that I am not their author. I merely use these as either bouncing boards from which my own ideas can take off, or wish to share something that I found worth repeating.


Remember, today is not simply something to get through, but something to treasure. So smile and enjoy it!!!

Monday, October 31, 2011

Happy Halloween!!! - Comic Corner

One of my dearest friends sent me this joke, so I hope you enjoy it.

Once upon a time there was a ghost
who wanted to go trick-or-treating,
but did not have anything to wear.

So she went to all of her neighbors
to see if she could borrow a costume,
but had to stay home
because no one would
give a SHEET!!!

I hope everyone has a happy and safe Halloween!!!

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

What to Wear (On Halloween)

    With Halloween right around the corner, everyone is scrambling to find the perfect costume.  Maybe you already have one.  If you do, good for you!  If not, don’t worry.  The perfect costume is only minutes and pennies away.

     Tip one: Don’t be that lame guy at the party who came in his work uniform.  As terrifying as it might be to work as a waiter, don’t show up in your apron and slacks.  Not cool.  Other Halloween don’ts: your favorite football jersey does NOT a good costume make!  Nor does any outfit you would wear on a daily basis.

     You can put to use items you have hanging around your closet, and mix and match to make the perfect Halloween costume.  I am not promising you a “Best Dressed” award at your next party, but hopefully you will not be “that guy-who-showed-up-in-his-child’s-soccer-uniform.”


     Idea 1) Ghosts are always popular.  You do not have to have the sheet over your head if that seems too lame.  Dressing in whites and grays, with white make-up and hairspray will give you the aged-dead look.

     If you are going to wear the sheet for the more traditional ghost, why not put a spin on it?  Go as the Charlie Brown ghost from “It’s The Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown.”  Either draw a lot of black circles all over the sheet (remembering to cut two holes for your eye), or go authentic and actually cut a bunch of holes all over the sheet!  Take a costume-gone-bad idea to make your own great costume.



     Idea 2) Go as a stick figure!  Dress all in black, and use glow sticks to make the shape of a stick figure on your body.  Tape the activated sticks to your body, and in the dark you will look like a stick figure!  (Tape a necklace from a black hat for your face, and tape straight sticks down the center of your body, legs, and arms.)



     Idea 3) Go as the floor of a movie theater.  Dress all in black and drape popcorn garland around your neck.  Tape empty candy wrappers and ticket stubs to your clothes, and you are all set!  If you have reflectors, you can arrange them to look like the lights on the floor of a theater, and get creative with “no smoking” or “exit” signs on your back.  Have fun with this one!



     Idea 4) Go as a picnic.  Cut a hole in a picnic blanket for your head (disposable ones work), and tape/glue everything you would bring on a picnic to it.  Empty plates, napkins, place settings, fake ants, fake food, a mini basket, etc.  Go nuts!



     Idea 5) Go as a clothing drive.  Wear mix-matched clothes, with a sign that says “donations welcome.”  Take an empty cardboard box and cut a hole in it for your body, and strap it on with suspenders.  Drape more clothes hanging outside of the box.


     You do not need to spend $50-100 on a pre-packaged costume this year.  If nothing above caught your interest, I hope they at least got you thinking. 

     One last tip: If you are going to buy a costume, try to do it the semi-homemade way.  See if you have any of the items you need at home, and anything you need to buy, make sure it is something you can use again in the future (either any day or for another costume; recycling is key to saving).  You will find that building your own costume saves you money, and the finished product will usually look neater and more creative.  At the very least, no one else will be wearing the same thing as you.  You do not need to be able to sew to have a great home-made costume (but having a friend hem your pants doesn’t hurt either).


Sunday, October 16, 2011

London Photos (Set 1)

I promised I would post some of my photos, and here they are, (well, the first few)!!!  Some were taken through windows, so I apologize for the quality.  A few are either simply skylines of London, or famous, postcard-like photos (that I took just to prove I was there!).

This is not just ANY plane!  This is the bird that took me across the Atlantic for the very first time in my life.  When we boarded the plane at 2am, we were informed that the reason our flight had been delayed was that the plane (THIS ONE), had been stuck by lightning on the way over, and they had to "check it out."  Nothing like flying it across the pond to "check it out."  What if they found the problem when we were half-way there? At least we got there safe and sound, and did not miss the reason we were going.

When in London, you have to ride a Two Decker!



These are just trains.  I liked the view from the ninth floor of my hotel.

See that building WAY in the back?  That's the Tower of London.  (Back and center.)

This is one of those "just skyline" photos.

I trust you can tell that these are telephone booths, but I'll tell you anyway...I just did.


I have more photos, some of which are more creative than these.  They're coming soon!

Thursday, October 13, 2011

They'll Never Get It

People see that I’m young and say:

“You’ll never understand.”



“You’ve never known pain,”

“You’ve never known sorrow,”

“You’ve never known sacrifice,”
Youve never known loss,
Youve never known darkness,

“You’ve never known suffering.”



I see these people beaten down by life and think:

“They’ll never understand.”

Monday, October 10, 2011

10 Things That Irritate Me (Round 3)

1) When people are smoking right outside of a public building so you have to walk through it.  Yeah, um, why don’t you just like go shoot yourself in the face?  That way I don’t have to slowly die along with you.  Thanks.

2) When a group of people are walking shoulder to shoulder blocking a sidewalk in front of you, and then have the nerve to go at a ridiculously slow pace.

3) When someone walks directly at you (usually on the wrong side of the path nonetheless), and does not even make the slightest effort to get out of your way.  You have to step aside before they plow you over.

4) When a textbook has a section “what’s new to this edition.”  I never took the class before so do not care what was in the old editions, and if someone had taken the class previously with an older edition, chances are they would not know the difference, seeing as they never opened the first copy.  Make the book lighter for me to carry and save some trees.

5) When you feel a piece of hair on your face but can’t find it.  And then you are not only being itched by an invisible piece of hair, buy whacking your face like a crazy person in attempt to persuade it to leave.

6) When you wake up not feeling good (with a headache, stomachache, your period, etc).  The day is just shot.

7) When people think that just because they are in a shower, on a lawn mower, or drying their hair, that others cannot hear them singing.  Sorry.  It’s ceramic tile, not a soundproof room.

8) When a bug flies directly into your eye.  That moment where you think that you are going to forever have bug guts in your eyeball is simultaneously disgusting and terrifying.

9) When a bird poops on your windshield.  Of ALL the places to go, you HAD to make my car your bathroom?  Gee, thanks.

10) When it starts raining before you come out of a building.  You are always caught unprepared, without an umbrella or proper attire.  Of course, you always seem to be in the furthest building from where you were headed.

Friday, October 7, 2011

WOM

floccinaucinihilipilification:


     The act or habit of describing or regarding something as worthless or trivial.




Quoted in William Shenstone's Letters in 1741: 


"I loved him for nothing so much as his flocci-nauci-nihili-pili-fication of money."




Note:
Often cited as the longest non-technical word in the English language.

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

All Talk

They told me to dream on.


          I did.


They told me to move on.


          I wouldn’t.


They told me to forget about it.


          I couldn’t.


They said it wouldn’t last.


          It has.


They said he was a fake.


          He isn’t.


They said I’d never have a chance.


          I do.


They said it would never happen.


          It did.



 
They were wrong.

Saturday, October 1, 2011

What I am Thankful For Today


     Not everything goes the way we would like.  We may not get that promotion at work, the grade we were hoping for, or the girl or guy we were madly in love with.  When it seems as if the whole world is against you and your life sucks, it is nice to stop and think about what you do have.  It may not be all of the materialistic possessions you were hoping for by this point in your life, but I know you have something worth being thankful for.

     What I am thankful for right now (among many other things I am not even recognizing at the moment):

-My family
-My friends
-10 toes 
-10 fingers (all 20 where they belong)
-2 legs that get me where I want to go
-2 arms that hold my dear ones close
-1 brain (which is above average if I do say so myself)
-1 heart to give and receive love (and keep my blood pumping – always a good thing)
-2 eyes with which to see the world
-2 ears with which to hear
-1 nose to smell freshly baked cookies
-1 tongue to taste those cookies
-a full set of my own pearly whites
-a beautiful crop of hair on top of my head
-the correct number of other organs in proper working order

     See?  When times look glum, it may just be the little things that are keeping us going (literally).  If you have all of the above, be thankful.  One day you very well may not.  If you are missing any of the above, appreciate all the more the ones you do have.  Instead of what we are lacking in life, we should be focused on what we have.