2) When a group of people are walking shoulder to shoulder blocking a sidewalk in front of you, and then have the nerve to go at a ridiculously slow pace.
3) When someone walks directly at you (usually on the wrong side of the path nonetheless), and does not even make the slightest effort to get out of your way. You have to step aside before they plow you over.
4) When a textbook has a section “what’s new to this edition.” I never took the class before so do not care what was in the old editions, and if someone had taken the class previously with an older edition, chances are they would not know the difference, seeing as they never opened the first copy. Make the book lighter for me to carry and save some trees.
5) When you feel a piece of hair on your face but can’t find it. And then you are not only being itched by an invisible piece of hair, buy whacking your face like a crazy person in attempt to persuade it to leave.
6) When you wake up not feeling good (with a headache, stomachache, your period, etc). The day is just shot.
7) When people think that just because they are in a shower, on a lawn mower, or drying their hair, that others cannot hear them singing. Sorry. It’s ceramic tile, not a soundproof room.
8) When a bug flies directly into your eye. That moment where you think that you are going to forever have bug guts in your eyeball is simultaneously disgusting and terrifying.
9) When a bird poops on your windshield. Of ALL the places to go, you HAD to make my car your bathroom? Gee, thanks.
10) When it starts raining before you come out of a building. You are always caught unprepared, without an umbrella or proper attire. Of course, you always seem to be in the furthest building from where you were headed.
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