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Welcome to my blog. I will post whatever I am working on, whether it be a creative writing piece, random blip that has made my day, or an opinion I would like to share with the world. I hope that you enjoy reading as much as I enjoy writing!

All ideas are my original work. I do not take credit for work that is not mine. I may borrow pieces such as comics, definitions, or quotations, but will never pass someone else’s work off as my own; I will either credit their source or make it clear that I am not their author. I merely use these as either bouncing boards from which my own ideas can take off, or wish to share something that I found worth repeating.


Remember, today is not simply something to get through, but something to treasure. So smile and enjoy it!!!

Monday, January 31, 2011

Philosophy Gems

     The gym and I are not friends; not by a long shot.  We are more of distant cousins that occasionally remember to send a birthday card to one another, but not the ones with money inside of them. 
     I suppose because it is still January and I must not have given up on my resolutions yet, (actually I just started on them last week), I have been going to walk around the track, and found that I had more time to just think than I knew what to do with.  I started surprising myself with some of the “gems” I came up with.  Many of the concepts seem very obvious, but when you play around with the wording, it sounds like someone smart came up with them.  (Some of my “gems” I get a little too fancy with the wording.)
     Here is one of them, and I will share any that I think are worth repeating:

Dwell not on what you had yesterday, but instead on what you have today.  Not only do you not know what tomorrow may bring, you do not know what it may taketh away.

Sunday, January 30, 2011

WOM

     Today’s WOM is:
     Smorgasbord-noun-1) A buffet featuring various dishes, such as hors d'oeuvres, salads, etc.
2) A medley or assortment.
     There was a smorgasbord of pastry at the continental breakfast this morning.
     What have YOU learned today?

Thursday, January 27, 2011

New Zodiac Signs

    You may want to double check whose horoscope you are reading, because it most likely is no longer yours.  After thousands of years they changed around the Zodiac signs.  See below for your new sign:
Capricorn - Jan 20 to Feb 16
Aquarius - Feb 16 to Mar 11
Pisces - Mar 11 to Apr 18
Aries - Apr 18 to May 13
Taurus - May 13 to June 21
Gemini - June 21 to July 20
Cancer - July 20 to Aug 10
Leo - Aug 10 to Sept 16
Virgo - Sept 16 to Oct 30
Libra - Oct 30 to Nov 23
Scorpio - Nov 23 to Nov 29
Ophiuchus (the new one) - Nov 29 to Dec 17
Sagittarius - Dec 17 to Jan 20
    First of all, why do all of the signs overlap by a day?  Do people born on January 20th get to decide if they are Capricorn or Sagittarius?  I am taking it to mean that that last day is not included in the sign, but it is a bit vague.
     Astrological signs are calculated by the position of the sun to the Earth and your birthday.  Since it was discovered that the gravitation pull of the moon on the Earth made the constellations be pushed by about a month, that should mean your Zodiac sign as well.  It depends how you look at the universe.  Is it geocentric, (centered around the Earth), or heliocentric, (centered around the Sun)?
     It you agree that the universe is heliocentric, you might want to think twice about getting that “Aries” tattoo, because you most likely are a “Pisces.”  I find it crazy that they would alter the Zodiac signs now, especially if this was something that was known about since its conception.  Apparently there were originally 13 signs, but the last one was dropped.  The Ancient Babylonians set us up for this thousands of years ago.
     For something as inane as Astrology, do we really have to change around something we have been for our entire lives?  After all, if it knew what it was talking about, don’t you think that all of the horoscopes on the day of a disaster would warn people better?

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Tips to Stay Safe

     Not to make anyone overly paranoid, but there are people in this world who are not the most friendly of folk.  In fact, some people have purely evil intentions at heart.  Here are some tips I from a public safety officer that you can keep in mind to stay safe during these crazy times we live in:
     1) The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you need to protect yourself and the perpetrator is close enough, use it!
     2) If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO THEM.  Throw it as far away from you as possible.  Chances are that they are more interested in your money than in you, which will give you time to get away.
     3) If you ever find yourself in the trunk of a car, kick out the back tail lights and stick something out of the back.  The driver will not see you, but someone else will.  This has saved lives before.
     4) Do not just sit in your car after shopping, working, eating, etc. (to read, fill out a check, etc.)  If someone has been watching you, this is the perfect opportunity for them to break into your car.  Lock the doors right away and leave.
     5) If someone ever puts a gun to your head and tells you where to drive, DO NOT DRIVE OFF.  Repeat: DO NOT DRIVE OFF!  Gun the engine and speed into anything, (that is not alive), wrecking the car.  Your air bag should save you.  If the person had been in the back seat, they will get the brunt of the collision.  As soon as the car crashes, get out and run.  A totaled car is replaceable; you are not.
     6) When getting into your car in a parking lot: be aware, and look around.  Look into your car, at the passenger side floor, and into the back seat.  If you are parked next to a large van, you can enter from the passenger door if you are nervous about being abducted.  Some serial killers attack the victims by pulling them into their vans while they are trying to get into their cars.  Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and if someone is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may walk back into the building and get a guard or policeman to escort you back out.  It is always better to be safe than sorry.
     7) Stairwells are horrible places for crime, especially when alone or at night.  The elevator is safer.
     8) If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, RUN!  They can only hit a running target 4 out of 100 times, unlikely to be fatal.  Run preferably in a zigzag pattern.
     9) If you are a woman, STOP being so sympathetic; it can get you killed or taken advantage of.
   10) DO NOT go outside alone at night to investigate anything.  Call the police if something fishy is going on.

     Stay safe, pass on the information, and look out for each other.  Do not live in fear, but be aware of what is out there.  There is nothing to fear but fear itself, the unknown, and the ignored.  Be a good person.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Oscar Nods 2011

Here are the Academy Award Nominations for 2011 (from moviefone.com)

Best Picture

Best Director

Best Actress

Best Actor

Best Supporting Actress

Best Supporting Actor

Best Foreign Language Film

Best Film Editing
“Black Swan” - Andrew Weisblum
“The Fighter” - Pamela Martin
“127 Hours” - Jon Harris
“The Social Network” - Angus Wall & Kirk Baxter

Best Documentary Feature

Best Animated Feature Film

Best Visual Effects
“Alice in Wonderland” - Ken Ralston, David Schaub, Carey Villegas & Sean Phillips
“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1” - Tim Burke, John Richardson, Christian Manz & Nicolas Aithadi
“Hereafter” - Michael Owens, Bryan Grill, Stephan Trojanski & Joe Farrell
“Inception” - Paul Franklin, Chris Corbould, Andrew Lockley & Peter Bebb
“Iron Man 2” - Janek Sirrs, Ben Snow, Ged Wright & Daniel Sudick

Best Original Song
“Coming Home” from “Country Strong” - Music and Lyric by Tom Douglas, Troy Verges and Hillary Lindsey
“I See the Light” from “Tangled” - Music by Alan Menken Lyric by Glenn Slater
“If I Rise” from “127 Hours” - Music by A.R. Rahman Lyric by Dido and Rollo Armstrong
“We Belong Together” from “Toy Story 3” - Music and Lyric by Randy Newman

Best Original Score

Best Cinematography
“Black Swan” - Matthew Libatique
“Inception” - Wally Pfister
“The Social Network” - Jeff Cronenweth
“True Grit” - Roger Deakins

Best Sound Mixing

“Inception” - Lora Hirschberg, Gary A. Rizzo & Ed Novick
“The King’s Speech” - Paul Hamblin, Martin Jensen & John Midgley
“Salt” - Jeffrey J. Haboush, Greg P. Russell, Scott Millan & William Sarokin
“The Social Network”  - Ren Klyce, David Parker, Michael Semanick & Mark Weingarten
“True Grit” - Skip Lievsay, Craig Berkey, Greg Orloff & Peter F. Kurland

Best Sound Editing
“Inception” - Richard King
“Toy Story 3” - Tom Myers & Michael Silvers
“Tron: Legacy” - Gwendolyn Yates Whittle & Addison Teague
“True Grit” - Skip Lievsay & Craig Berkey
“Unstoppable” - Mark P. Stoeckinger

Best Costume Design
“Alice in Wonderland” - Colleen Atwood
“I Am Love” - Antonella Cannarozzi
“The Tempest” - Sandy Powell
“True Grit” - Mary Zophres

Best Art Direction
“Alice in Wonderland” - Production Design: Robert Stromberg; Set Decoration: Karen O’Hara
“Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part I” - Production Design: Stuart Craig; Set Decoration: Stephenie McMillan
“Inception” - Production Design: Guy Hendrix Dyas; Set Decoration: Larry Dias and Doug Mowat
“The King’s Speech” - Production Design: Eve Stewart; Set Decoration: Judy Farr
“True Grit” - Production Design: Jess Gonchor; Set Decoration: Nancy Haigh

Best Adapted Screenplay

Best Original Screenplay

Best Makeup
“The Way Back” - Edouard F. Henriques, Gregory Funk & Yolanda Toussieng
“The Wolfman” - Rick Baker & Dave Elsey

Best Short Film (Live Action)

Best Documentary (Short Subject)

Best Short Film (Animated)

Good luck to all of the nominees!

Monday, January 24, 2011

Haiku

Two students in the
Same science class fell in love;
They had chemistry.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Haiku

Wondering why the
Frisbee was getting bigger;
And then it hit me.

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Shape Up What?

     How does Shape Up footwear work, and what is it doing to your body?  Being the curious person that I am, I bought a pair of those shoes that are supposed to tone your legs as you walk.  (As if America needs more of an excuse to not step foot in a gym, now they can wear the gym on their feet.)  I did not get the ones that look like you are on a boat, but are supposed to have the same effect.  What that effect is exactly, is questionable.
     They are based on “instability.”  Apparently the shoes cause enough instability that your muscles have to activate to stabilize your body, but not enough for you to notice anything different. 
     The shoes themselves are comfortable, and do not feel any different than a regular pair.  My legs, however, are another matter.  One of them feels as if I have been running a marathon, and the other has had no effect.  I understand that means that I am not walking properly, apparently not distributing my weight evenly, but would like to know what is going to happen to my muscles.  I would rather be equally physically unfit everywhere in my body, instead of being toned in only one leg.  I see no need to have to run in a circle.
     So they now have shoes and sandals that are supposed to tone your legs and butt as you walk.  I am waiting for the first pair of Shape Up boots to hit the market.  It is only a matter of time.  Then we will NEVER need to exercise again.  Why don’t we just board that ship on Wall-E that has the chairs that do the moving around for us?

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Stupit Fotos

     Have you ever seen something that is not quite right?  Some things scream to have their picture taken.  That is what I have set out to do; capture the stupidity of the world on camera.
     Here is a sign at the Macy’s in New York City telling customer’s what floor they are on.  I am not sure how they get away with this one:

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Pickled Peppers?

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;
a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked;
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where’s the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Perhaps this peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked
Is a phantom peck of peppers?
If pickling is a post-picking process,
How could Peter Piper pick a peck of pre-pickled peppers?

Sunday, January 9, 2011

Woodchuck

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck
If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

He could cut a quarter of a cord of conifer,
If you gave him a quarter for every cord he cut.


     This was the response that Wilson Wilson gave on Home Improvement many years ago.  I like how he always had an answer to every question.  I still think that a woodchuck can chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Moment of Thankfulness

I am all about being thankful every moment of every day.
You are not owed anything in life, and everything truly is a gift.
But can I just say how particularly happy and grateful I am at this moment for the "undo" and "redo" buttons?
They were FANTASTIC ideas!


Thursday, January 6, 2011

WOM

Today’s WOM is:
     Etymology-noun-1) The origin and historical development of a linguistic form as shown by determining its basic elements, earliest known use, and changes in form and meaning, tracing its transmission from one language to another, identifying its cognates in other languages, and reconstructing its ancestral form where possible.  2) The branch of linguistics that studies the origin and history of words.
     The word “pizza” has an interesting etymology.
     What have you learned today?

Monday, January 3, 2011

WOM

Today’s WOM is:
     Confabulate-verb-1) To talk casually; to chat.  2) Psychology. To fill in gaps in one's memory with fabrications that one believes to be facts.
     Do you often confabulate while talking?
     What have you learned today?

Sunday, January 2, 2011

experiMINT: Recipe Repertoire

     Whatever you religious celebration of choice is in the winter, around this time of year there is a plethora of candy canes available.  Children pass them out as Christmas treats, they accumulate in your house during the season, or can be purchased starting the 26th of December for a dime a dozen.  What can you do with them all?  Here are some of my favorite recipes.
     Hint:  For all of these recipes, the candy canes need to be fully crushed.  In order to do this, unwrap each one (small or large ones will work), place in a plastic bag, wrap the bag in a bath towel, and bang away with a hammer (this is great to alleviate some built-up holiday tension, but best done on a floor or outside to prevent unnecessary damage).  Crush to desired size for each recipe.
     Mint Cocoa:  To spruce up bland hot chocolate mix, toss in some crushed peppermint candy to taste.  Or try a drop of peppermint extract and mix into your cocoa.
     Peppermint Brownies: (VERY YUMMY) Line pan with tin foil and spray with non-stick cooking spray.  Make your favorite chocolate brownie recipe, adding in 1 teaspoon of peppermint extract, and an optional 1 cup of white chocolate backing chips (this addition will make it more of a peppermint bark brownie).  Bake as normal, removing 10 minutes sooner than usual.  Quickly sprinkle 1 cup of crushed candy canes evenly on top of brownies and put back in the oven for the remaining 10 minutes of bake time.  When finished, remove tin foil from pan and set the brownies on a cooling rack until cool to the touch.  Remove from foil, cut, serve, and enjoy. 
     These are best stored in an air-tight container for as long as a regular batch of brownies would keep.


     Peppermint Bark:  (TASTES LIKE STORE BOUGHT...OR BETTER) Line a 9 by 13 inch pan with tin foil and spray with non-stick spray.  In a double boiler, (or a pot and a metal bowl that will rest on the rim of the chosen pot), add water as not to touch the top pan, (or bowl).  Bring the water to a boil.  Reduce heat to low.  In the top pan, melt 12 oz of semi sweet, dark or milk chocolate chips, depending on your preference. Quickly spread in the pan with a spatula or a knife to produce an even layer of chocolate.  Refrigerate for 30 minutes.  In the double boiler, melt 1 lb of white chocolate chips.  Remove from heat and stir in 1 teaspoon of peppermint extract and ½ cup of crushed candy canes.  Spread evenly over the cooled chocolate layer and sprinkle more candy cane pieces on top, pressing in firmly.  Refrigerate 30 minutes before breaking.
     To break:  I recommend a hammer and a flat-head screwdriver, (preferably prewashing the screwdriver, but each to his own).  I am not going to lie; this bark tastes great, but is a pain to break.  You could try using a knife, but be VERY careful.  Trips to the emergency room really put a damper on the holidays. 
     Store in the refrigerator and serve cold.


     Tips (for experiMINTing):  If you want to add mint to desserts throughout the year, Andes Candies work great as a minty chocolate chunk if you chop them into pieces.  Mint chocolate chunk cookies anyone?
     And adding that teaspoon of peppermint extract adds a hint of mint to any recipe.  Basically where there is chocolate, you cannot go wrong by adding some mint.
     Food coloring also gives you the versatility to make your treats almost any color of the rainbow!  If the cookie is mint, who says it cannot be red, green, or even blue?

     I hope you enjoy these recipes, and that they help you get rid of some of the extra candy canes in your house.  You may even find yourself buying MORE candy canes in order to complete more recipes!  Experiment with other combinations of adding peppermint to desserts.  Let me know if you find something new!